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Caiban appears from the south.
Caiban dropped 1 duck.
Caiban drank a milk.
Caiban picked up 1 duck.
Caiban ate a biscuit.
Xaandria's duck is far better than any other!
A drunken fool staggered into view.
Caiban thinks that depends on what one expects from a duck and merely chuckles
Caiban attacked the drunken fool.
Caiban used the wrath of the gods on the drunken fool.
Caiban said, "Fool."
Xaandria knows her duck is far better.
Caiban knows his duck won't explode on him.
Arkim seems to appear from out of nowhere, spontaneously generating next to you.
Caiban also knows he can skeer lots of people with it by merely saying, "I got it from Xaandria".
Caiban shows his duck to Arkim, "Look what Xaandria gave me!"
Arkim cowers away from the duck.
Caiban snickers and turns back to Xaandria, "See?"
Caiban shrugs and cuddles the duckie a bit.
Xaandria blinks, "That's nothing compared to my duck!!"
Xaandria said to Arkim, "His *motions towards Caiban* duck is harmless!"
Caiban tosses a peanut at Xaandria, "Don't tell him that! Geez, you're no fun."
Arkim said to Xaandria, "Are you sure? The last two I've dealt with that had anything to do with you were explosive. *mutters*"
Caiban mumbles softly, "He's so going to fall for this. Teehee."
Caiban said to Arkim, "Want to hold it for a bit?"
Xaandria eats the peanut and grins at Caiban, "Sure I am." Turning to Arkim, "Mine has learned some new tricks. Wanna test
them out real quick?"
Arkim backs away from anything mentioning ducks.
Xaandria holds Dyna Might out towards Arkim, "Aww...you know you want to."
Caiban snickers again and speaks to Xaandria, "See? He really thinks mine is dangerous too. Heh, he probably thinks the ducks
in the pond are dangerous."
Xaandria chuckles at Caiban, "More than likely. People all over will fear ducks soon enough!"
Caiban suddenly has an idea and holds his duck out in front of Dyna Might, wondering what it will do.
Xaandria turns back to Arkim, not noticing right away that Caiban's duck is close. Dyna Might quacks softly at first, then
begins flapping his wings in an attempt to escape Xaan's hold. She glances at Caiban and his duck, "You two trying to get
us all killed?!?"
Caiban snickers and pulls his duck back, his eye twitching slightly. "What was that saying again... Curiosity killed the duckie?"
Xaandria gets another firm hold on Dyna Might then grins at Caiban, "Something like that."
Dace nods to Griff.
Xaandria sets the duck on the floor next to Arkim then moves over to Griff, "Morning."
Dace said to Xaandria, "Is that Val's exploding duck?"
Caiban chuckles some more then prepares to leave, "I hope you and Dyna Might will keep the rest entertained while I'm gone.
Take care."
Arkim eyes the duck, warily.
Xaandria blinks at Dace, "She and I have joint custody of the duck. Stay away from him. I'm going to figure out what it is
Valarus has taught him."
Xaandria said to Caiban, "It's more like I hope they keep us entertained."
Griff smiles, kissing his lover. "Hello dearest." He reaches down, collecting her hand and kissing each finger. He was obviously
in a squishy mood. A new weapon adorn his back, and a small glow seemed to be given off by him. Illusionary as it may appear.
Caiban whispered to Xaandria, "Oh, I gave Mesthak a bucket of water. Told him it was of great importance. He keeps it behind
the counter for me."
Xaandrdia grins at Arkim, "Just make sure he stays away from open flames and water."
Xaandria blinks a few times at Griff then smiles, "In a good mood?"
Griff peers at the duck, his hands itching to throw a pitcher of water.
Xaandria told Caiban, "Noooooo!!!!!!!"
Griff nods soflty, looking into her eyes, his own glittering.
Arkim points accusingly at the duck, "You feathered me, fool! I'll be watching you!" The duck simply quacks in response.
Caiban told Xaandria, "*whistle* Why did you think I left? Hehe."
Xaandria lays her head against Griff's shoulder. The duck flaps his wings a few times at Arkim before wandering around the
tavern, pecking at everyone's feet.
Caiban told Xaandria, "*ponders informing Mesthak that that water is enchanted to work as a exploding duck repellant*"
Xaandria told Caiban, "That's sooooo wrong of you!!"
Xaandria told Caiban, "*shocked* You wouldn't dare!"
Griff watches the duck, inching away. None the less, he keeps close to his lover.
Xaandria bites her lip nervously. Mesthak picks up a small bucket of water Caiban left behind and eyes the duck.
Caiban told Xaandria, "Not yet. It's still too much fun like this. But maybe soon."
Xaandria told Caiban, "He's holding the damn bucket now! Better tell him not to throw it!"
Caiban comes back in and sees Mesthak with the bucket. Imediatly he hollers to Mesthak, "Stop!"
Arkim begins sidling toward the exit.
Xaandria pulls away from Griff and retrieves the duck just as Mesthak drops the bucket. Water spills onto the tavern floor
near Xaandria and Griff.
Caiban yelps, "That's my cue to leave!"
Xaandria told Caiban, "*screams* You get back here!"
Caiban shouted, "to Xaandria Oh no, I'm not coming back in there!"
You sits the duck on Griff's head then leans against him, "Dyna Might should be safe there."
Xaandria shouted, "to caiban Chicken!"
Griff blinks. "What the f-oip- happened!?"
Caiban shouted, "Duck! Ruuuun!"
Xaandria glances up at Griff, "Valarus taught him a few new tricks and says it's best to keep him away from open flames and
water."
Caiban shouted, "*his voice gliding quickly away* Be well!"
Xaandria shouted, "Damn you, Caiban!"
Arkim breaks down and weeps like a little school girl.
Cyclops told you, "no cursing"
You told Cyclops, "Shut the hell up. I know the rules better than just about anyone here and I've said nothing wrong. Got
a problem with my language, get the hell over it."
Griff looks at Arkim, raises his right hand, and proceeds to make Arkim dressed in a japanesse highschool girl's outfit. His
left reverses the god mode!!
Xaandria feels sorry for Arkim and takes the duck off Griff's head, placing it gently in Arkim's lap so he won't feel lonely.
Dace looks at the duck on Griff's head. It stares back at him unnervingly. He turns to Xaandria. "Somehow, that thing is scarier
than the carnivorous pink bunnies."
Arkim ceases his bellowing and twitches at the sight of the duck.
Xaandria snickers at Arkim, "Just don't let him near the water."
Xaandria just shrugs at Dace.
Arkim nods as he scoops up ducky and cuddles him.
Xaandria grins at Griff, "Maybe the duck found a new playmate?"
Griff is having a hard time keeping up with Hollow...
Griff turns to his brother, scowls, and feels the urge to give a swift uppercut.
Arkim smooches ducky and keeps him close.
Griff sees his brother poof. "The frack?"
Xaandria chuckles at Arkim.
Griff sits down, his arms stretching out as he hums a little diddy to himself.
You plops down in a chair next to Griff, watching Arkim and the duck.
Arkim makes lovey-dovey faces at the ducky.
Xaandria said to Arkim, "I really hope you aren't getting too attached to him..."
Arkim said to Xaandria, "You aren't going to take him away, are you? *pouts*"
Xaandria said to Arkim, "I can't let you keep him forever."
Arkim said to Xaandria, "But...but...but...!!!"
Xaandria frowns at Arkim, "What would I do without him?!?"
Arkim pouts and cuddles the ducky one last time.
Xaandria said to Arkim, "If I ever need a duck-sitter, I'll let you know. *grins*"
Arkim said to Xaandria, "*grins* I'm up for it!"
Xaandria snickers at Arkim.
Xaandria said to Vgfh, "No. Whisky!"
Vgfh said to Xaandria, "No! Am poor!"
Xaandria said to Vgfh, "Are not."
Natasha looked at Vgfh.
Natasha eeps and covers her eyes.
Natasha vanished before your eyes, perhaps never to be seen again.
Arkim said, "Hello. My name is Vgfh and I order you to give me gold!"
You said to Vgfh, "*laughs* You skeered her!"
Donovan sits idly at a table, nervously drumming his fingers as he waits.
Vgfh said, "See, people don't walk around like this for the fun of it! Am poor!"
Xaandria takes the duck from Arkim and sits it on Donovan's head before turning back to Vgfh, "Are not!"
Vgfh said, "Am too!"
Xaandria said, "Are not!"
Vgfh said, "Am too!"
Donovan glances at Xaandria without moving his head, silently mouthing, "Get it off me...."
Xaandria shakes her head at Donovan, "He's sleeping."
Vgfh took off pick axe.
Sebastian shakes his head, "It's truly dizzying in here."
Vgfh equipped Shiny-golden-metallic-weapon-of-incredible-power-shaped-like-a-stick.
Vgfh pokes the duck.
Xaandria blinks as the duck begins twitching.
Sebastian wishes he had a spork to challenge Vgfh
Sebastian took off pick axe.
Donovan tosses the duck to Vgfh before he's fully awake.
Sebastian poofs
Vgfh blinks... Just blinks...
Donovan said to Vgfh, "You poked it."
Xaandria slinks back against the bar, hoping the duck doesn't land near open flames or in water.
Donovan turns his table on its end and hides behind it, using it as a shield.
Vgfh said to Donovan, "Yeah, but I have no form, it doesn't matter to me if it wakes up ::snickers::"
Vgfh took off Shiny-golden-metallic-weapon-of-incredible-power-shaped-like-a-stick.
Xaandria grins at Donovan, kicking his table so it rolls off to the side a bit. "Ya know...Vgfh has a good point there." The
duck finally lands against the far wall of the tavern, quacking rather loudly at Donovan.
Donovan said to Vgfh, "Damn you.... *grumbles*"
Vgfh snickers and watches.
Donovan points to Arkim whilst speaking to the duck. "It was him!"
Elatus walks in and brays a little bit before sitting down in his battered clothing to think. He shakes his head a little
as he remains silent waiting for someone to come.
Xaandria watches as the duck slowly waddles towards Donovan, right through the water Mesthak spilled earlier. Without any
notice, the duck explodes! The force sends Xaan over the bar towards the dwarf while flames stretch throughout the tavern.
After a few moments, the flames sink back into Dyna Might and the duck waddles around pecking at everyone's feet as if nothing
happened.
Donovan is only blaming others because he can't really RP a cool blow-up like last time right now.
Arkim weeps.
Xaandria peers over the counter at the duck, shaking her head.
Donovan goes back to drumming fingers on his table, waiting patiently for Valarus to show up.
Xaandria blinks a few times as the duck begins flapping his wings again, taking flight and landing on Donovan's table.
Donovan sighs, and remains silent, eyeing the duck while he makes certain no water lies around.
Xaandria slowly walks over to Donovan's table and collects the duck, "Don't throw him next time."
Donovan said to Xaandria, "Noted."
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